okay yes good night
I’ve always sort of wondered what Odin’s plan was for breaking the news to Loki.
(via ex-shield-agent-cait)
princessjademarie asked: AWW KITTY!!! Okay we come cuddles and you can sleep on my chest!
“Meow!”

Phillip what are you…whatever… *walks away to her room*
princessjademarie asked: Phillip? Are you still a hooman? Can I come cuddle with you whether you are kitty or hooman form?
“Meowww!”

I have cancer
“$50 for a t-shirt that’s just silly overpriced”
it took me like an hour to listen to the whole song
i kinda liked it
I don’t know how to handle this
but why cant they say ‘poppin’
I’m pausing like every three seconds and screaming
it hurts
(Source: good-little-homestuck, via chickennuggthugg)
(via mischiefmanagedin221b)
Here’s to the kids.
The kids who would rather spend their night with a bottle of coke & Patrick or Sonny playing on their headphones than go to some vomit-stained high school party.
Here’s to the kids whose 11:11 wish was wasted on one person who will never be there for them.
Here’s to the kids whose idea of a good night is sitting on the hood of a car, watching the stars.
Here’s to the kids who never were too good at life, but still were wicked cool.
Here’s to the kids who listened to Fall Out boy and Hawthorne Heights before they were on MTV…and blame MTV for ruining their life.
Here’s to the kids who care more about the music than the haircuts.
Here’s to the kids who have crushes on a stupid lush.
Here’s to the kids who hum “A Little Less 16 Candles, A Little More Touch Me” when they’re stuck home, dateless, on a Saturday night.
Here’s to the kids who have ever had a broken heart from someone who didn’t even know they existed.
Here’s to the kids who have read The Perks of Being a Wallflower & didn’t feel so alone after doing so.
Here’s to the kids who spend their days in photobooths with their best friend(s).
Here’s to the kids who are straight up smartasses & just don’t care.
Here’s to the kids who speak their mind.
Here’s to the kids who consider screamo their lullaby for going to sleep.
Here’s to the kids who second guess themselves on everything they do.
Here’s to the kids who will never have 100 percent confidence in anything they do, and to the kids who are okay with that.
Here’s to the kids.
This one’s not for the kids,
who always get what they want,
But for the ones who never had it at all.
It’s not for the ones who never got caught,
But for the ones who always try and fall.
This one’s for the kids who didnt make it,
We were the kids who never made it.
The Overcast girls and the Underdog Boys.
Not for the kids who had all their joys.
This one’s for the kids who never faked it.
We’re the kids who didn’t make it.
They say “Breaking hearts is what we do best,”
And, “We’ll make your heart be ripped of your chest”
The only heart that I broke was mine,
When I got My Hopes up too too high.
We were the kids who didnt make it.
We are the kids who never made it.
Pete Wentz (via cityofdauntlessdhampirs)
(Source: crappypunkbassist, via do-whats-unexpected)
i tried to write a kid’s song and oh god where did i go wrong
if anyone has a tough year ahead of them or behind them
this japanese fisherman will get you back on your feet, i can guarantee
I WON’T GIVE UP, JAPANESE FISHERMAN!!!
THIS IS ACTUALLY SURPRISINGLY INSPIRATIONAL, EVERYONE NEEDS A JAPANESE FISHERMAN TO YELL AT THEM SOMETIMES OKAY
PLEASE CAN I JUST HAVE THIS MAN DO THIS FOR ME EVERYDAY????
SOMEDAY I WILL DO SOMETHING THIS INSPIRATIONAL TOO, BUT UNTIL THAT DAY THIS MAN WILL HAVE TO DO IT FOR ME
(via avengers-falls)
(Source: naomicamp, via absentearth)
Gordon Ramsay being a kawaii piece of shit in Kitchen Nightmares season 3 episode 3.
(via avengers-falls)
He chuckled. “That was good enough for me.”

If it was raining I would:
[*] Give you my jacket.
[] Run off leaving you behind.
[*] Hug you until it stops.
[] Push you in a puddle.
[] Kiss...
I might have just taken the sassiest screenshot of Benedict Cumberbatch ever
waIT ONE...
Hey lovelies!! I’m back on now, the weekend was AMAZING! It was awesome to see everyone :) HOWEVER, there is a storm on its way...
Tom-
Marry: Mia
Fuck: Charlie
Kill: Winnie the Pooh
Dominic-
“Winnie for all of them and put Charlie and Mia on the backburner.”
dammit domi...
Okay, mun needs to go for the night. Apologies :(
Like if I owe you and I’ll check in the morning :)
“My hug,” Dominic uttered pushing Tom out of the way.

“I’m not arguing with him; he’s one of the few people taller than me.”
